1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
Izuza. '72. Oh God...I can still remember the screams of the orphans as their tiny bodies melted under the flamethrower's wrath...Charlie? Charlie?! CHARLIE, NO! THAT SOCKET IS EUROPEAN, IT DOESN'T WORK WITH AMERICAN APPLIANCES! NOOOOOOO!

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
An original Niemann, some Martial arts diplomas, and some photos of wildlife. Nothing terribly exciting. I should get a landscape or two.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP.
I think I may talk in my sleep, but I have no idea. It's not like I'm awake to notice it.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Classic rock, neoclassical rock, especially with guitar, classical music, and occasionally new stuff.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
Uhhhh no. I know the day?

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
A little excitement wouldn't hurt.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
A fly at 500 yards. It has to be at least a foot closer before I can hit it.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
My lucky hat.

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
5'10" sounds about right. Maybe a bit taller. Never actually went out and cared enough to measure, and I never pay attention during my physicals.

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
No.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
No.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
I think it might've been the Singing Shark. I haven't laughed that hard for a LONG time.

13. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
I dunno. Failure, I guess.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE?
I like brown eyes and red hair. I know blonde and blue is the stereotype, but honestly, I can't bring myself to care.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING?
I can't.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
Neither. I stay away from caffeine that isn't in the form of tea.

17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
ANCHOVIES! But nobody carries them, anymore.

18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
..You know, I've always wondered what a human soul would taste like...

19. FAVORITE COLOR OF ALL TIME?
Green.

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
No. Had minnows, though. They probably don't taste bad.

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?
I don't know. Who remembers stuff like that?

22. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
No.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
No.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
Number one, baby!

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Eh...Brunettes.

32. FAVORITE QUOTE?
"With strange aeons, even death may die."

33. FAVORITE PLACE?
SOMETHING WITTY LOL. Anywhere WoWfags aren't.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF GERMANY?
VAT?! NEIN! DAS BLASPHEMEN! ICH BEIN BERLINER! DICH BAS DISFRANNAGEN DOICHLAND!

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
I HAVE NO WEAKNESSES! Well, all right, so maybe I CAN be killed if I get stabbed through the heart with the bone blade of Xer'gul, but that things locked up in the Chasm of Eternal Damnation.

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
Nah.

37. FIRST JOB?
Salesman. The less said about that, the better.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Who hasn't? That's like asking "Have you ever eaten anything with starch in it?!"

39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOULMATE?
Absolutely! How could everyone NOT have a soulmate out there? I mean, it's obvious that there is an even number of people in the world, with gender differences split right down the middle, and the Soulmate Police strenuously test every single person to find their ideal match, all the while serendipitously setting them up together through chance encounters that could make even the sappiest romantic vomit. That's why nobody dies alone! Makes sense, right?

40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
Listening to Cruel Angel's Pingas on Youtube.

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
Yes. Bullets don't get themselves out.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
I think my ascerbic writing. I don't get complimented often.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
Eersh...Never again! I don't care what that blowhard dentist says.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
FOR YOU TO BE QUIET.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT AND THEIR NAMES?
I don't want kids. If I did, I would just make a genetically enhanced super clone of myself.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
My middle name is my grandfather's. Family tradition.

47. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Small boobs. NO WAIT. Poor hygiene. Or stupidity. OH OH OH! LIKING TWILIGHT.

48. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU LIKE(D) ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL?
Being the most awesome person there.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
I dunno. Whatever?

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
No. I can barely read it.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
LE MOUTARD!

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Okay, okay! Puppy drowning :3 I just love hearing those little buggers frantically yip as their lungs fill with water~

53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON?
YES. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

55. DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?
How could I not?! Sex without a relationship?! I'm there!

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
What kind of retarded question is that? Of course looks matter! If they didn't, then blind people wouldn't be handicapped.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
I won't give out any specifics, but it involves a tazer, a scalpel, a sewing kit, and three mice.

58.WOULD YOU RATHER GAIN 58 POUNDS OR LOSE 58 POUNDS.
Huh. I'd rather not gain 58 pounds, but if I lost them I might die. No, I think starvation would be easier to fix than weight gain. I'd lose them.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
My stuffed tiger.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
I don't know. A hundred million?

62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A LITTLE KID?
THERE CAN BE ONLY NONE!

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Me? Use sarcasm?! NEVER! Why, if I used a thing such as horrible as sarcasm, I bet Baby Jesus would cry, and all the little angels would lose their wings! Is THAT what you want, Mr. Meme-Writer person?! HUH?!

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
Mashed 'atatoes.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
A nice rack. Good legs don't hurt, either.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Indy. I don't think I've ever had another nickname.

67. FAVORITE SUPER POWER?
OMNIPOTENCE.

68. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
Mythbusters! SCIENCE!

69. WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR ENEMIES?
If you can get away with it? Murder. If you can't? Incarceration. A problem is still a problem unless it's permanently solved. Still, a severe beating can be therapeutic.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Chocolate.

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?
Almost. I lost those three during the war that one time with the grenade with the short fuse, but other than that I'm fine!

72. DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER IN YOUR ROOM?
Nope. All I have is a watermill that powers a telegraph machine.

73. PLANS FOR TONIGHT?
Rock out to Ozzie. YEEEEAAAAAH!

74. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WHEN YOU ARE OLDER?
How older are we talking here? Because old people want to live in Florida.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Nah. They'd run together after a while.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
Crazy Train! ALL ABOARD!

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
A shot of Walker Red.

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Uhhhhh I think my mother called me.

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Boobs.

80. WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
Insult people, criticize their work, and generally be an ornery bastard.

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
Ooh, this is a tough one! They're all pretty good. I would have to say...PEOPLE. No matter what happens, my intense pathological hatred of my species is never dulled or surpassed by my intense pathological hatred for anything else.

82. FAVORITE SEASON OF THE YEAR?
Summer, hands down.

83. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF CANDY?
SIXLETS.

84. HAVE YOU EVER REALLY AND TRULY HAD A BEST FRIEND?
Maybe. I don't think so, but I've got a few good friends who just may fit the bill.

85. FAVORITE HAIR COLOR?
You've asked this before. Red.

86. EYE COLOR?
And this. In the same question, actually. Brown.

87. SHOE SIZE?
11? And a half? I dunno.

88. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE?
I don't really eat fast food.

89. FAVORITE RESTAURANT?
Denny's, I suppose.

90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Oooh, yeah. Raw stuff is the best.

91. WATCH TV TODAY?
Maybe? Not yet?

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Halloween! Any other day, I'd get arrested for wandering the streets dressed as a pirate.

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
No.

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?
Republican.

95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Falcon Punches.

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
One night stand.

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
Ice cream.

98. WOULD YOU EVER BE A HOUSEWIFE?
You'd have to kill me and use my corpse as a marionette.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
A couple. An investment guide, Under the Banner of Heaven, and 100 Sneaky Uses for Everyday Things.

100. HUNDREDTH QUESTION!!! Why not! Might as well ok here's my Question to ask!:
WHAT COUNTRY(s) WOULD YOU LIKE TO VISIT?
ANYWHERE.

Well, that was fun. Do it if you care, or if your names are Brian or Ceebz, because the two of you are tagged